Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
Are you ready for this?
Oh! It's me, Fergie
The pimp

When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P. because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a fuck
So here we go!

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London want you to go down
Like London London London be going down

Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slowing
Everybody start looking at you

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm gonna get up out my face (oh, shit)
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, shit)
My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, shit)
You got that? I got the bass

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London want you to go down
Like London London London be going down

La, la, la, la, la
You tu, tu, tu, you tu, tu, tu
Like London London London want you to go down
(A, la, la, la la, you, tu, tu, tu)
Like London London London be going down
A, la, la, la, la, u, tu, tu, tu
Like London London London want you to go down
(You, tu, tu, tu)
Like London London London be going down

When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a fuck
So here we go!

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London want you to go down
Like London London London be going down.